The number of ridiculous questions I get about my curly hair is endless (no offense): bad food for my evil side. Here it goes…
Why don’t you brush your hair? To all the girls with straight hair, unless you want to go out with The Lion King, you should understand that, us, curly heads do not own a hair brush. Golden rule: the hurr gets brushed only when wet.
Why don’t you blow-dry your hair? This will only fluff up the frizziness.
What do you do to make it curly? Wake up. Wash it. Yeah, that’s basically it.
Why don’t you straighten your hair? To be completely honest, I don’t know how to do that on my own. I have to go to the hairdresser’s to get it done, but my lazy ass can’t be bothered. I’d rather have a terrible hair day instead of sitting for three hours on an uncomfortable chair, to only head out the door and hear my hair frizz in a matter of seconds. Also, the tiniest drop of water will blow up the curls just like an airbag *pouf* Mufasa is alive!
Is your hair real? Yes, I grew it myself.
Having a bad hair day? More like a bad hair life!
I wish I had curly hair. Eum… No, you don’t.
Any other question that I forgot? Leave it in the comments!
– Zein xx